I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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