So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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