I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
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