I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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