He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
where am i from again
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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