Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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