there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhhâ€
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