Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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