dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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