You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
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