Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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