This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Randomize
