Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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