Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Randomize