your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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