Porn is love you can see.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize