? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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