you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Let the clothes fall where they may.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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