you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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