forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
We just shotgunned beers for America
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Dicks are not precious.
Randomize