hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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