I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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