we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
Come on in and take your pants off
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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