Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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