You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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