I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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