we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
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