shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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