he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Randomize
