As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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