Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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