It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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