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I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!

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(661): View more from California

how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?

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(330): View more from Ohio

thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.

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(847): View more from Illinois

he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again

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(909): View more from California

don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.

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(905): View more from Ontario

No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf

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(952): View more from Minnesota

Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.

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