they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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