I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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