can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
is it fun? or sober?
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