I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Randomize
