doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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