Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Randomize
