GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
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