Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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