Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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