I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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