and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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