I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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