shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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