Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I enjoy the company of your penis
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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