Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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