How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
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