Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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