hell yes lets make some ravioli
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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