What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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