I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
you inspire me to be a worse person
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
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