D3 body, D1 cock
Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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