Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
FUCK WHALES
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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