just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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