I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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