what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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