I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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