So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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