it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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